gustyflawless:

polyverse:

My feminist rants drive all the boys from the yard.

Damn right

Get off my land you little shits.

My feminist rants bring all the boys to the yard

They’re like

'Not aaaaaaaaaaall men'.

(Source: april-polyverse, via opalescunt)

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officialjeffgoldblum:

i’m just getting gayer by the dayer

(via tylerthelatteboy)

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aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

(via tsarcasm)

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darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

(via saviesavesthe-day)

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I’m so bdrunk omg

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phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders, via r0flma0)

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peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

(via okie-okie)

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