kids these days don’t get to see ed edd n eddy that’s why they get all lonely. they don’t kno that teamwork make the dream work

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Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

-Jim Butcher, Changes (via tat-art)

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tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

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If you hang out with chickens, you’re going to cluck and if you hang out with eagles, you’re going to fly.

-Steve Maraboli (via observando)

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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as  a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think?

this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think?

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snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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boobfest:

thanks

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Anonymous asked: Maybe if I get skinnier he'll love me.

alonesomes:

Your body is not a house that you have to clean up before guests come. Your body is yours and yours alone. If he doesn’t love you, then he doesn’t love you. Your body is not the offering or the deal you make, okay? I know that feeling, that thought process. Maybe if I just lost the weight, I’d be lovable. Stop it in its tracks. You are the most important person in your life. Love yourself more than the idea of being good enough for someone else. You are a force of nature, okay? Be here. In your body. You’re allowed.

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tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

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syosama:

when ppl start talkin shit about someone who treated you like garbage

image

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i-ran-over-oprah:

[white guy voice] protein

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thenimbus:

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew

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